Ye might not know but today, my sturdy pirate friends is International Talk Like A Pirate Day.
I tried t’do that in the office today but the stupid bastard (aka intern) just didn’t get it and thought me stupid. Well and the capatin (aka my boss) didn’t like it at all. So no pirate talking in the office. Bastards. I’ll have a bottle of rum on that tonight.
I will try again when entering Ikea… we’ll see how that works.
I started t’wonder though… how does a real pirate talk? Like Captain Jack Sparrow? That would take me years of practice. But avast! Check the homepage and you’ll be prepared for next year!
And now let’s have some rum, get out the bagpipes and party hard! Arrrr!